New Year's Day with the in-laws from Texas. It's time for supper. Out comes a bowl of f'n black-eyed peas... WTF?

You’re at a New Year’s Eve party, looking quite dapper, champagne in hand, and someone hands you… grapes. WTF?

"Why are there so many kinds of ham?" Bone-in, boneless, spiral-cut, smoked, glazed, country-cure; suddenly, you’re questioning everything.

WTF Are Giblets? That small, mysterious bag of guts tucked into your holiday turkey's butt. WTF am I supposed to do with this?"

WTF Seriously, it's about time someone explains this Mysteriously Merry Christmas Dessert. We're here to help!